DID YOU KNOW THAT:
If you have a class token, a melee token plus a pinch of scrap metal could bring you most any melee weapon available to that class?
DID YOU ALSO KNOW THAT:
Three tokens can be smelted for reclaimed metal?
Hello, my name is Ian Suffix, and I'd like to take a moment of your time to show you the wonders of the Melee Token™. This ingenious device can be used to make any melee weapon you might want*! Just think of the possibilities**! Wish you had a Boston Basher? It's yours***! Freedom Staff catch your eye? Statistically speaking, the Melee Token could be the key to your dreams!If you have a class token, a melee token plus a pinch of scrap metal could bring you most any melee weapon available to that class?
DID YOU ALSO KNOW THAT:
Three tokens can be smelted for reclaimed metal?
*but it's random
**the obnoxiously numerous possibilities
***but probably not
I invented the Melee Token one day when haste to get back to the battlefield drove me to smelt my excess of Vita-Saws in hopes of getting a Medic Token, but boy was I devastated surprised when I got a Melee Token!
Lucky readers (that means YOU)! I am accepting bids for this wondrous Melee Token. Alternatively, if you have similarly useless, I mean stupid, I mean UNUSED tokens, consider how happy you would be when I take it off your hands.
I am a poor, poor man who only dreams of owning a Foppish Physician and/or Dr. Whoa. HAVE PITY ON ME