Axe Mart: Your One-Stop Shop for Carpe's Unwanted Crap!

[TheCarpe]

I follow the trade market fairly closely, so I know the value of stuff, but I can always be flexible when it comes to trading with Villuns. I can be shrewd, but fair

Selling:

Team Spirit
A Color Similar to Slate x5
Pink as Hell
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime x3
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Drably Olive
Dark Salmon Injustice x2
Aged Mustache Grey
Mann Co. Orange
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Color No. 216-190-216
Stout Shako
Drs Dapper Topper
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Horrific Headsplitter
Modest Pile of Hat

There are few things in my backpack I won't sell for the right price. Click on over there and browse my wide selection and toss me an offer. The worst I can do is say no

Seeking:

Unusual Hats, no matter the hat or effect.
Earbuds
Vintage Merryweather
Hound Dog
Crates
Keys

Metal will always work

[OldMan]

To: TheCarpe
From: Oldman

Re: Hats

Dear Mr. Carpe, or is it Mr. The?
Anyway, I have a vintage Heavy Duty Rag you may be interested in. I am in the market for a cool pyro hat if you have a line on one. Since you are hip to the trading market, and know the value of things, I defer to your judgement vis-a-vis the vintage Heavy Duty Rag value. Please get in touch with me via Steam, TheVille.org, carrier pidgeon, sub-ether, or tin cans with string between them. I look forward to your reply and bashing you in the noggin whenever I see you on a server.

Sincerely,
Best Wishes,
Warmest Regards,
And all that Jazz!

Oldman

[TheCarpe]

Would you prefer receiving another Vintage for your Vintage, or would a non-Vintage plus some metal or paint suffice?

[Marf]

What series crate are you seeking? I've got a 7, three 8s, and a 9. I'll trade all 5 crates for a scrap.

[Katotsu]

Would crates suffice for a Team Spirit paint? I have quite a few of them (around 15) and a bit of metal, but barely any hats to trade.

Edit: I forgot about my two name tags if my other options don't work.
http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561198009513277
The only things I won't trade are the things before the unusual metal and page 4: right side.

[OldMan]

Carpe,
I'm not too particular about vintage vs. non-vintage. Are the vintage items that much more in value just because they are vintage? If so, whatever the fair exchange rate is will suffice. I kind of have my eye on that new Madame Dixie, the attendant, or the plunger is kinda cool. No rush on this, just whenever you have a moment!

[Plas]

I have some crates that you can have, just let me know in game. Two 7's and two 9's.

[TheCarpe]

Updated with the hats I'm willing to part with and removed stuff I no longer have.

Again, I'll sell most anything for the right price, it just might take more to pry something away from me than others

[Plinko]

I'll trade my Prince's Crown for your Madame Dixie if you're interested.

[TheCarpe]

I'll trade my Prince's Crown for your Madame Dixie if you're interested.

I'll do that trade. Hit me up next time you're online.

[Katotsu]

My offer for Team Spirit paint still stands. Tell me whether you're interested or not please :)

[TheCarpe]

Sorry Kat, slipped my mind.

Trying not to go overboard on crates since I'm saving money where I can for a trip next month, but I'll take a Refined Metal for one.

[Katotsu]

Alright, next time I see you online I'll seek you out for that.

[TheCarpe]

Updated.

[One_Medic_Army]

I have ~30 crates taking up space in my inventory, mostly 7-8-9's