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SPEYEZ
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:22 am
by KILAAK LACKEE
LASST KILAAK INVASHYON WAZ KNOT GUUD TU NASHON
LOZZ MANEE SPEYEZ
SEW WE IZ LUUKING FORE NUE SPEYEZ IF ENTERESTED SIN UPZ IZ NOU OPIN
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:56 pm
by MateoTheBold!
Isn't Chihuahua signed up already as a KILAAK spy?
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:07 pm
by THE Flying chihuahua
MateoTheBold! wrote:Isn't Chihuahua signed up already as a KILAAK spy?
I ain't gonna live that down am I.
Doh well.
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:28 pm
by KILAAK LACKEE
SPEYEZ IZ SEKRT LST SOZ KNOW ONE NOES HOO IZ SPEYE
IZ FAVR KILAAK DU FORE HOOMANZ SPEYE
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:24 pm
by KILAAK LACKEE
NEVRURINEONKING WULD MAK GUD SPEYE IZ LIK REBEKA BLAK MUZAK
AN IS KNOT LIK MAZACAREE AN NOW LIK YELOW AN BLEW KULURS MICKSD
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:15 pm
by NerevarineKing
I would make a good spy.
But, I will never join the Kilaaks!
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:15 pm
by KILAAK BEEG BRANEZ
EYESS, UR SPEYEEZNUZZ MUSS BEE ZEKRET! U KIN DRUST KILAAKS TU BEE HUZH HOOSHIE N WEE KIN UFFER MANEE GUDS EF U KEAN HALP WIF TAWLKS FOUR TU HEFF OH-PRAS BAK UN TEEBEEE
PLUZ PRISS PEEE EEMM BUTAN TU ZEND SEEEKRUT NUTEZ
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:47 pm
by KILAAK LACKEE
IZ BIG ONOR TU B KILAAK SPEYE
WHEEL B BIG HOOMAN ON KAMPUS FORE HELLPIN NASHUN WIT INVASHYUN
MACK VILLE AMDIM
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:04 pm
by KILAAK FARMER
AYE TRYD TU FYND SPEYEZ YESTURDAYE
AYE FOWUND TU UV THEM ON MAYE FARM TRYYING TU LUK AT MEE
SILEE HEWMANZ GOT SCURD WEN I FYRD MAYE LAZUR
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:05 am
by CoyoteCreed
Who are the Kilaaks?
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:13 am
by M's
CoyoteCreed wrote:Who are the Kilaaks?
sgt stutter wrote:Maybe something in the below information will help in ridding the Ville of these puny metallic worm-like creatures that call themselves KILAAKs.
The Kilaakians attempted to conquer Earth in order to create a great scientific civilization, which they stated needed some death to create. The aliens thrived in high temperatures and were greatly susceptible to cold. When they were struck by low temperatures, they shed their human guises and reverted to their true forms: small, metallic worm-like creatures.
Aside from their mind control devices (that can enslave both humans and kaiju alike), they don't seem to have any great technology, though they do have force fields that can't be penetrated even by bullets. Their flying saucers aren't much of a threat in and of themselves, but they have the ability to engulf their outer hulls in flames, burning anything the ship may touch. This mode is called a "Fire Dragon".
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:20 pm
by CoyoteCreed
Yes, that much I found with Google and Wikipedia, but none of that explains why they're on the Ville forums, or why they apparently communicate by banging their foreheads randomly against their keyboards, or why they like Rebecca Black.
Come to think of it, if their keyboards are hard and sturdy, banging their foeheads against them would explain why they like Rebecca Black.
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:52 pm
by BETTEH
How can you not like Friday? It's a lyrical masterpiece, I listen to it daily.
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:01 pm
by somedude
BETTEH wrote:How can you not like Friday? It's a lyrical masterpiece, I listen to it daily.
Masochism has many forms.
Re: SPEYEZ
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:04 pm
by Soup Nazi
BETTEH wrote:How can you not like Friday? It's a lyrical masterpiece, I listen to it daily.
I had a friend analyze it for his thesus... 400 pages in, he said there was too much depth and had to choose a narrower topic.