I wish

[regis]

You find a poptart, but it's filled with nasty meat cause it's a hot pocket.





I wish I had some vacation time

[TACOBELL]

you get vacation time but your company sends you to a special place (mental house) for asking for vaction time





i wish i found a $1

[D.B.Cooper]

You get 3 months paid vacation, so you go to mexico, where you got drunk and passed out then robbed and your head chopped off. Which makes me sad so I drank a beer cheers to you.



I wish I had a llama

[D.B.Cooper]

taco you find a dollar and go to the store to buy gum, but the clerk checks it and finds that it is funny money so you go to prison where you are rapped by a guy named bubba.


wish I had a llama

[BlackHawk]

You get a llama but it rapes and kills you (How about we find something other than everyone dies after their wish?)


I wish I ruled the world

[D.B.Cooper]

Done you are ruler of the world, but everybody is dead so whats the point.




wish I had a dime.

[BlackHawk]

You find a canadian dime, but no one wants to take it in the US


I wish I had a gig tonight

[D.B.Cooper]

You get a gig and they are gonna pay you a million dollars, but when you get there you get punked and no money for you.


I wish I had a pony

[Blown65]

You got a pony only to find out you love llamas better.

I wish I had all your points.

[Ricen]

It ain't gonna happen.



I wish Dallas was in Tennessee.

[GaNjY]

to nice for tennessee

I wish better for the world

-GaNjA

[TACOBELL]

you get your better world, but its not this world you fly to pluto



i wish for a LB of ganja

[GaNjY]

you get a lb of ganja but really its cat nip

i wish to not kill taco so much

-GaNjA

[Ricen]

You don't kill Taco as much because he O.D.ed on catnip and can't play.





I wish we had more source players.

[regis]

We get more source players, but they all play Half Life: Source.




I wish I had a bigger boat