What are these forum "points"

[Buzzy Beetle]

[quote="Mad-Hammer";p="136138"]
Ladies, gentlemen, Villuns everyone......"sniff".....during this holiday season, You Too can make a difference. With a kind donation of just 5 points a day, you can know the joy of having donated to the "Let's Buy Stevo A Vocabulary".

What is this most desperate charity you may ask, a foundation dedicated to rehabilitating those poor souls who fried their talk boxes and are left uttering a few words and phrases of gibberish after years of abusing Citrus Listerine.

Your kind donation of points will go to buying "Hooked On Phonics" programs for these victims that have fresh citrusy breath yet, nothing to talk about.

Can't you donate today? That person on the other end of the mic uttering,"What!, You're Crazy Man and Must Push Little Cart" may someday be someone close to you.
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*gives Hammer a standing ovation*

[nacho207]

I will donate all of my points to make stevo stop saying "what?" "your crazy man" "push little cart" (in all gamemodes EXCEPT pl ) and many others i am to tired to mention right now.

[MrBlah]

you should give them to me

[Sparky]

*** This is an important announcement from TheVille Points Bank International ***

Forum points are a valuable commodity and should be kept safe. We have detected phishing conspiracies to try and swindle honest Villuns out of their hard earned points. Members of a heinous criminal organization dedicated to stealing forum points for financing Killak activities and opossum trafficking. Members have been clearly identified and most of them tend to live in Tennessee. You should disregard all of these requests. Do not become a statistic!

TheVille Points Bank International is FDIC insured, so you can keep up to 100,000 points without risk. Banking with us, you will receive on a periodic basis an account statement. Our state of the art facility located on a secure, volcanic island in the Pacific Ocean, provides unsurpassed protection against theft. Our highly trained schools of hammerhead sharks provide excellent protection and our active volcano provides immediate punishment for any transgressors.

We’d like to thank our spokesman, Mr Mad-Hammer about our “Buy Stevo a Vocabulary” program. Points can be forwarded to Mad-Hammer, who will then make the deposit personally in our bank vault; likewise you can deposit directly to the bank by sending Sparky your points with a message: “Points for Speech” and we will credit them to the appropriate account. You will receive in the mail a certificate of deposit made out in your name. Since this is a charitable contribution, all point donations to this cause can be taken as deductions in your federal, state and local taxes

Thank you for your business!

[Rigges]

Umm I would give up all but 2 of my points for one of these.


Or maybe to Ladee

Sparky, madhammer and Mr Blah are bad investments.

At least Ladee is worth it LOL

Or give them to me I do not know what to do with them either but hey

[Ricen]

[quote="Trinith";p="136074"]I see on the left side, under your avatar, it lists some kind of "points", which you can donate to other people. What are these and what purpose do they serve? [/quote]


That is a fantastic question and thank you for asking.......

The points serve ME!!!!!

I love'em, I need'em, I gotta have'em!!!!!!
There mine mine all MINE!!!!

-------> insert evil laugh x2 here <---------

*runs back off into cyberspace to count his points*

[John Doe]

Sigh, you were all warned not to mention points but nooooo, you had to ask and suddenly we have Ricen back.....

Its funny how he can sniff out a post about points from 2 States away....


Oh well, the best thing to do is just give him your points and he will go away peacefully.


JD

[Ricen]

[quote="John Doe";p="136523"] Oh well, the best thing to do is just give him your points [/quote]

JD you are so wise.

[jim beam]

Well the points have mainly been used to gamble on the various events as of late. If you are interested in making a bet let me know I and the enforcer of the bookie!

[Ricen]

You should listen to JD Jim......

[John Doe]

Just give him points Jim, once he has enough he will move on......

[The Tiju]

basically the more points you have, the worse off you are...so i suggest you give me all your points and you'll be good

[John Doe]

Tiju should have more points but I have heard rumors that he traded his points for um, male enhancements.........


No no, not what your thinking! He traded them for a hairpiece to make up for his terrible comb over!

[MasterChef]

[quote="John Doe";p="136902"]Just give him points Jim, once he has enough he will move on......[/quote]

I didn't think any amount of points was enough for Ricen.

[Ricen]

[quote="[HALO]MasterChief";p="136976"] I didn't think any amount of points was enough for Ricen.[/quote]

Don't let that stop ya from trying......ya just never know.