You Know You Play Too Much L4D2 When...

[TTHREAZ]

While at Disneyland and looking at a map, the first thing you think when you notice the life saving equipment at various places in the park:

"Defib here!"

[Cpt. Winky]

When you walked into a hospital and thought you heard the "horde coming" noise and freaked out...

[arfy4]

When you instantly yell "Smoker!" When you hear someone coughing.

[BigBiker05]

When you're scared every fat guy is going to puke on you . (

[Boss Llama]

When, in your otherwise normal un-zombie-related dreams, useful items have glowing blue or white outlines.

[Fraulein Arztin]

you're afraid that a friends mom, who smokes, will choke you.

[TheCarpe]

While at Disneyland and looking at a map, the first thing you think when you notice the life saving equipment at various places in the park:

"Defib here!"

Was it in KIDDIE LAND?!

[ShadyJane]

...you refer to eating multiple cheese burgers as an apocalypse

[TTHREAZ]

While at Disneyland and looking at a map, the first thing you think when you notice the life saving equipment at various places in the park:

"Defib here!"

Was it in KIDDIE LAND?!

No but we're going to Toon Town this morning so I'll look for one for you.

[Dog]

...when you are wary of every guy with a hoodie...

[tsmitho]

When you plan an escape route and readily available meele wepon to use at work to get to safety. or just having an escape plan for anywhere you go.

the other day i was at home depot and saw a huge crowbar and thaught to myself that would be really great for bashing a zombies head in....

[Willis]

You screw the recommended dosage and just slam the entire bottle of pills down your throat.

You open and close closet doors hoping your deceased friends pop out like nothing happened.

[Stevo]

You wave your arms around an injured friend thinking you are healing him.

[Checkm8]

when you see a narrow walkway or stairway and hesitate to take that path.

[Greebo]

You can't watch horse racing without worrying about the number of jockeys around