February 2010 MeleeMania Matchups

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Like it or not, Equalizer Soldiers take center stage for this month's MeleeMania... IN 3D!

Stuff you should know:

• MeleeMania is Sunday, February 28th at 8PM Ville Time, TV10.
• Deadline for signups is Thursday, February 25th. The bracket will be posted Friday, the 26th.
• TTHREAZ, unsmart, Stevo, and Bronze Fox have automatic berths.
• 3D mod requires Dirext X15, a special edition widescreen monitor, and funky 3D glasses.
• Masakari is currently working on a new version of the map. More details and sponsorship opportunities to come later.
• By signing up, you agree to abide by the event rules. To review the MeleeMania Rulebook, Click Here.

To sign up, post your favorite soldier line.

Sign up today!

[Cpt._Keyes]

I will gather two of each of you...then herd you onto a boat Melee Mania Ring...then beat the crap out of each and every one of you

[Cpt. Winky]

You just got DOMINATED Bilbo Baggins!

[Masakari]

I make no promises that the new map will be done in time. I'm currently working all the entity fun with it, but if I do a solid two to three days on it, then I'm sure I can have the map done in time.

Just no one get their hopes too high.

[Aez]

The following is a short list of things men should be engaged in, at all times:

1. Getting a haircut
2. Yelling
3. Digesting ribs
4. Hill defense Melee Mania

Right now that Sunday is free for me. Whether it will remain free in two weeks... Anyone's guess? I know I have a lacrosse game that weekend, but I should be getting back late Saturday and thus have time.

[Thom Yorke Obliterator]

The 3D Mod is going to be so cool. It's going to revolutionize this event, and the whole TF2 experience. Instructions will be forthcoming on how to convert your Nintendo Virtual Boy to USB. (Hope you have one of those gathering dust in a closet somewhere, you're going to need it....)

[KRG]

"Numbnuts!"

[Bronze Fox]

"automatic berth"

wut

[Plinko]

"You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth, except you're Scottish, and I hate you."

[Espada]

I think I'll pass this time since I've been put in jail for ridiculous reasons and not let out while other people do worse things than me and run free.
If you don't want people killing each other at ringside THEN DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN NO ONE IS KILLING EACH OTHER! Most of the time all I'm doing is stopping taunt kills, anyway.
And seriously, don't jail me for dominating the scout who's chasing me around trying to kill me.
Event moderation fail.
*Prepares for punishment*

[Stevo]

[quote="Bronze Fox";p="226289"]
"automatic berth"

wut
[/quote]
berth - a place, listing, or role

[jim beam]

Screamin Eagles!!!!!!

[MasterChef]

[quote="Espada";p="226293"]I think I'll pass this time since I've been put in jail for ridiculous reasons and not let out while other people do worse things than me and run free.
If you don't want people killing each other at ringside THEN DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN NO ONE IS KILLING EACH OTHER! Most of the time all I'm doing is stopping taunt kills, anyway.
And seriously, don't jail me for dominating the scout who's chasing me around trying to kill me.
Event moderation fail.
*Prepares for punishment*[/quote]

You were put in jail the last Melee Mania for trying to blow up the mulligan fight. Ridiculous reason? I think not.

I unfortunately will not be able to attend this Melee Mania.

[NoahTheBoa]

Count me in.

[Bronze Fox]

[quote="Stevo";p="226294"][quote="Bronze Fox";p="226289"]
"automatic berth"

wut
[/quote]
berth - a place, listing, or role[/quote]

That's not what my Dictionary says.