Kill TheCarpe Month Totals!

[TheCarpe]

Wow guys, all I can say as that this has been a tremendously fun event

I'm glad you all had fun with it too, but the wait is over, and everyone wants to know who won! The winners of Kill TheCarpe Month are:

***TUNGSTEN***
Tungsten ran away with this one with a landslide, scoring an amazing 41 kills and 60 points!
Total Kills:
[spoil]5 Bat
5 Sandman
2 Shovel
14 Fire Axe
2 Axtinguisher (on fire)
7 Machete
4 Backstab
2 Bonesaw
5 Final Day Bonus Points[/spoil]

**COOL GUY**
Not too shabby with 21 kills and 19 points!
Total Kills:
[spoil]11 Shovel
3 Machete
4 Backstab
3 CS:S Knife[/spoil]

*BUZZY BEETLE*
Bringing up third is Buzzy, with 10 kills and 14 points!
Total Kills:
[spoil]2 Bat
5 Shovel
1 Ubered Kill
1 Domination
3 DoD:S Punch[/spoil]

Honorable Mention:

[ONU]Prez - 5 Kills - 11 Points
l3eeron - 8 Kills - 10 Points
Guardian - 4 Kills - 10 Points
Shifty - 7 Kills - 9.5 Points
Yahoo!! - 14 Kills - 8 Points (told ya backstabs weren't worth much )
Gizanked - 8 Kills - 8 Points

Low Scorers:

6 Points: Ferret - Plas - Refuel - Tyrian
5 Points: {db}matt
4 Points: Araris - Clay Pigeon - Rigo - ShiftyDevil
3 Points: B a T m A n - Dredfox - Mujo - Stitch - TTHREAZ
2.5 Points: Count Bleck - Etchii
2 Points: abiscuit- |||||||||||||||||| - Fleshwound - Fruitman - Gator - GHG EG Mine - Ladeee - Masterchef - Mortis462 - Nacho - Readymix
1.5 Points: CastleDoctrine - Mr. S
1 Point: And/Or - Bakuryu - booner - bulldeezee - Element - Flobee - Gruelsicle - Ian_Suffix - Ironwolf - John Doe - Kjeldorian Royal Guard - Nick Mame - Novacaine - PlasticOracle - shimmybot - Swatcoolice - un4given - veni - \\'
.5 Points: chaffe[seagreens] - chaszinmich - Red Seal - S. Squirrel - Shadarwar

Kill totals:

• BAT - Worth 1 Point
  25 Kills
• SANDMAN - Worth 1 Point
  5 Kills
• SHOVEL - Worth 1 Point
  24 Kills
• FIREAXE - Worth 2 Points
  18 Kills
• AXTINGUISHER (ON FIRE) - Worth 2 Points
  8 Kills
• AXTINGUISHER (NOT BURNING) - Worth 5 Points
  1 Kill (Guardian got this one)
• BOTTLE - Worth 1 Point
  24 Kills
• FISTS - Worth 1 Point
  1 Kill
• KGB - Worth 1 Point
  4 Kills
• KGB WITH CRITS - Worth 2 Points
  0 Kills
• WRENCH - Worth 1 Point
  8 Kills
• MACHETE - Worth 1 Point
  14 Kills
• BUTTERFLY KNIFE - Worth 2 Points
  4 Kills
• BACKSTAB - Worth .5 Points
  43 Kills
• BONESAW - Worth 1 Point
  5 Kills
• UBERSAW - Worth 1 Point
  16 Kills
• KILLED ON CAPTURE POINT - Worth 1 Point
  0 Kills
• KILLED CARRYING INTEL - Worth 2 Points
  0 Kills
• KILLED UNDERWATER - Worth 1 Point
  1 Kill
• KILLED BY UBERCHARGED ENEMY - Worth 2 Points
  4 Kills
• KILLED BY KRITZKREIGED ENEMY - Worth 3 Points
  0 Kills
• DOMINATION - Worth 2 Points
  4 Dominations
• REVENGE - Worth 2 Points
  1 Revenge
• KILLED DURING HUMILIATION - Worth 1 Point
  3 Kills
• CS:S KNIFE - Worth 1 Point
  8 Kills
• DOD:S KNIFE - Worth 1 Point
  1 Kill
• DOD:S PUNCH - Worth 1 Point
  9 Kills
• DOD:S SPADE - Worth 1 Point
  0 Kills

TOTAL EVENT KILLS: 224

THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYONE! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS.
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, MY FULL-BODY CAST AWAITS.

[l3eeron]

Ha haaaaa!!!

GGs! That was fun... somehow I always ended up on YOUR team!


Thank you Carpe and congrats to the winners!

[Gizanked]

awwww, you mean i didn't get any bonus points for killing you while you were cloaked? gawsh!

i'm with beeron on this one... i somehow ended up on your team too much.

[Tungsten]

I'm trying to think of a witty victory speech, but I'm coming up blank.

[Gizanked]

i googled victory for you and this was the best way i could describe it.


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[Tungsten]

If it weren't for my Victory 4-wheel scooter (Viper Blue, of course) with recessed headlights and a front basket, I never would of had the mobility to get around and engage Carpe in honorable combat. Thanks Victory, I now have my freedom to do what I want to do back.

I would also like to thank Carpe for setting this up. It was a lot of fun, even if it felt like I was stalking Carpe...but anytime I hear the words "kill", "prizes", and "month" in the same post, I get in the zone. Now it's time for me to bring my abysmal k/d ratio out of the gutter.

[Araris]

How on earth did I actually get 4 points? The whole goal was to get 0. HACKZ

[TheCarpe]

[quote="Araris";p="157050"]How on earth did I actually get 4 points? The whole goal was to get 0. HACKZ[/quote]

I show you as having a Bottle, a Knife, and two backstabs

[Flobee]

I believe Tungsten had an unfair advantage, since ALL HE EVER DOES IS CRIT.

The amount times I'm killed by a crit from that guy is ridiculous. According to the stats I've been killed by him 35 times. I GUARUNTEE YOU EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE WAS A CRIT. All with the Kukri, too, I believe.

But enough of that.

Why don't I have one point? I killed you ONCE. With a Bonesaw.

I WENT TO SO MUCH EFFORT TOO I GOT RUN OVER BY A TRAIN AFTER IT HAPPENED GEEZE.

I DESERVE MY ONE POINT.

[Tungsten]

If it makes you feel any better, I rarely ever crit when shooting at something (unless it's a headshot...).

[mr_s]

[quote="Gizanked";p="157004"]
awwww, you mean i didn't get any bonus points for killing you while you were cloaked? gawsh!

i'm with beeron on this one... i somehow ended up on your team too much.
[/quote]

Lolz mee too.

Good on you again Carpe for posting this.

[Rigges]

[quote="l3eeron";p="157002"]
GGs! That was fun... somehow I always ended up on YOUR team!



[/quote]

That


and


Thank you Carpe and congrats to the winners!


But you for got to list Rigges 0.0000

[MasterChef]

Good job Tungsten!

[Guardian]

Aww well I didn't win.

I still earned this achievement thou:

[[ONU] Prez]

Well shoot I was all about axing you for like a week and then forgot. Oh well gratz Tungsten and the others. Thanks for a fun event Carpe!